So, many months ago Sculptor!? asked me if I’d run in a 10K with her this Saturday. I said, “yes,” but I also remember replying to her invitation at about 4:00 in the morning- that should have been my first clue. Let’s look at some of the other factors involved in this impending debacle.
I’ve never run a 10K before? Plenty of 5Ks, but never a 10K.
I hate running outside of the context of soccer.
My entire summer’s worth of training was two 10K run/walks? What?! It was really hot this summer, I mean, like, every day! Also, I like to take naps.
I also don’t know if the course is cross-country, road, or some of both.
What could possibly go wrong?
Oh well, here’s the positive spin on it:
Finally, I promise you that I will finish the race. I also promise you that you will never know how long it took me to do so.
See you Monday.