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Ross County F.C. Sign Worst Pair Of Skinny Jeans Ever

Assistant Coach Billy Dodds welcomes Darren Holden and, presumably, his large wallet and mobile phone.

Assistant Coach Billy Dodds welcomes Darren Holden and, presumably, his large wallet and mobile phone.

Ross County F.C. today announced the signing of 21 year old left-footed left back Darren Holden and his bulging jeggings.

In recent seasons, Holden, a South Africa-born Englishman, had worked his way through the youth and reserve teams at League Two Hartlepool United, making his senior debut for the Monkey Hangers in 2012.  In his time with the Northumbrian side Holden appeared in 62 matches in all competitions, he was released by the club at the end of the 2014-2015 season.

At 6’5″ inches tall Holden should add some needed height to the County back line and, one would hope, be something of an aerial threat on set pieces.

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6 comments on “Ross County F.C. Sign Worst Pair Of Skinny Jeans Ever

  1. Keith
    June 16, 2015

    You’re going to be very disappointed when the 5′ 10′ Darren Holden turns up for your first home game!

    Billy Dodds is hardly 6′ 2′ is he?

    • weefuse
      June 16, 2015

      Checked into that- Wikipedia is the only source I found listing him at that height. Every other said 196cm. Also, Dodds is 5’8″ and far more than two inches shorter.

    • weefuse
      June 16, 2015

      I’ll grant you 6’5″ doesn’t pass the “eye test,” but him being 5’10” doesn’t either. 6’2″?

      • Keith
        June 16, 2015

        Aye.Fair enough. Darren could be wearing high heels though to go with his leggings!

  2. Kevin
    June 16, 2015

    Shouldn’t a photographer be fined for something like this?!

    • weefuse
      June 16, 2015

      “Cropping” is a word that comes to mind. What’s wrong with this photo, a little closer in, and from the waist up?

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