Just the facts, ma’am.
If you don’t know, you’re too young.
I will return tomorrow or Monday with full details (and maybe some pictures), but here is what you need to know:
- We won the men’s “team division” of our age group (40-49).
- We won the men’s overall “team division” (regardless of age).
- We were runners-up in the overall “team division” (men and women).
- Nothing is damaged that won’t heal.
- I’m tired.
I’ll also have something to say about the USMNT’s unsatisfactory performance against Jamaica and Scotland’s satisfactory (if not actually “satisfying”) draw against Serbia.